Naturally and Artificially Flavored. Enlarged to show texture.
I know that the DJIA dropping 700+ points may be on your mind, but there are other important events afoot. Like the coolest anniversary present ever, which I am taste testing right now. My initial response was:
Wait… this is just Cocoa Puffs with some reject Lucky Charms marshmallows in it.
All it took was another serving and a bit more enthusiasm. Back in my day, this cereal would have come with a real bull whip inside, or at least a way to send off for the gold plastic deco bowl pictured on the box. But I’m not greedy. I live on main street, not wall street. A printed box containing premium cereal is prize enough for me.
Anyway, I’m just warming up for a wiki how. I can sure as hell tell you how to eat this cereal.
- Pour the milk in with conviction.
- Marvel at the realism of the marshmallow skulls, hats, and torches.
- Sing the theme song to yourself while you eat.
See? With a little imagination, you can actually taste the dust, cobwebs, and precious artifacts. Indy, cover your heart!
